Santa asked his grandmother some funny questions, you will not be able to stop laughing after reading them

Chintu – Grandma, I am not able to sleep, let me watch TV.
Grandma – Talk to me.
Chintu – Grandma, will we always be six people, you, mummy, papa, sister, me and my cat.
Grandma – No son, tomorrow a dog is also coming for you, so there will be seven.
Chintu – But, Grandma, the dog will eat the cat, so there will be six.
Grandma – No son, once you get married, there will be seven.
Chintu – Then your sister will get married and go, then there will be six again.
Grandma – Then you will have a son, then there will be seven again.
Chintu – By then you will die… there will be six again.
Grandma (angrily) – You go… just watch TV.

Santa – Friend, what name do you call your wife?
Banta – Google darling
Santa – What kind of a name is this?
Banta – What should I do, I ask one question and get 100 answers.

Wife- Did you hear anything?
Husband- What?
Wife- The priest who conducted our marriage died today.
Husband- Someday he had to face the consequences of his deeds.

Santa- My friend Banta, this morning a cat crossed my path. Banta- So what happened next? Santa- Then what happened that cat had an accident. It messed with us.

Miserly father to son – I wish that you become a lawyer when you grow up.

Son- why?

Miserly father- so that my black coat may be useful to you.

The girl took her boyfriend to meet her mother…

The next day..

Girlfriend – My mother liked you very much.

Boyfriend – Come on crazy girl…whatever happens.
I will marry only you.

Tell my mother to forget about me.

Sanju did not come after memorizing his lesson
Teacher- Why didn’t you memorize your lesson?
Sanju- Yes ma’am, last night as soon as I sat down to study, the power went out.
Teacher- So did the power not come?
Sanju- It came, but as soon as I sat down to study, it went out again.
Teacher- Hey, so did the power not come?
Sanju- It came, but I did not sit down to study for fear that it might go out again.

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